We’ve documented before the philosophical shenanigans of The Onion and Clickhole.

In this video, entitled “This Teen Has An Inspiring Message For His Bully, Then Gets Totally Owned By The Bully’s Surprisingly Convincing Rebuttal,” a bullied teen stands up and proclaims to his aggressor: “You don’t have the right!”

The bully, in turn, goes on to argue that “society demands this power” and quote Michel Foucault.