Unfortunately, a well-reasoned critique of consumer capitalism isn’t enough to stop the tears of your betrayed loved ones when you have rightfully boycotted “The Holidays.” And while “planting a tree in your name” seems to be entirely socially acceptable, “I wrote your name on a rock and threw it at a cop” seems not to be.
“I don’t want anything” seems to be equally taboo.
So, for all of those who have to shop for a critical theorist, radical or metaphysical asshole, you may behold the commodification of the revolution.
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Knick Knacks
Radical Amigurumis
“Amigurumi is the Japanese art of knitting or crocheting stuffed animals, people or inanimate objects. The word ‘amigurumi’ is derived from merging the Japanese words ‘ami’, meaning ‘knitted’ or ‘crocheted’, and ‘nuigurumi’, meaning stuffed ‘doll’”
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Noam Chomsky Candle
Pay homage to the patron saint of fighting imperialist propaganda with a Noam Chomsky candle.
Via Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild.
Karl Marx Piggy Bank
Philosopher Finger Puppets
Will to Power Bar
Via Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild.
James Baldwin Pillows
Nietzsche Dishwasher Magnets
Nietzsche Mug
Rosa Luxemburg Tea Towel
I don’t fully understand what a tea towel is, as a brutish American, but it’s cool nonetheless.
Freudian Sips Mug
Hegel Phone Case
Critical-Theory.com Bookmarks
More shameless self promotion. Sweet book not included.
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Cheesy Heidegger Ornament
Via Zazzle.
Class Struggle Board Game
Copies are hard to find of this 1978 classic, and tend to be very expensive. But if you’ve got a few hundred bucks to blow, why not?
Via Amazon.