Who is more likely to ruin a sporting event?

In the Bitter 16,  Arthur Schopenhauer beat out a simulacra of Jean Baudrillard, Michel Foucault beat out Jacques Derrida and Gilles Deleuze beat out colleague Felix Guattari.

We’re left with the following match-ups:

Foucault vs Deleuze.

Nietzsche vs Marx.

Hegel vs Schopenhauer.

Heidegger vs Althusser.

 

Now, in the Elite 8, we decide who proceeds to the Final Four. Vote below.