What philosopher is most likely to ruin a sporting event?

In the Elite 8 of sports ruiners, Michel Foucault knocked out Gilles Deleuze. Friedrich Nietzsche willed his way to victory over Karl Marx, Arthur Schopenhauer’s misanthropy triumphed over G.W.F. Hegel, and Martin Heidegger claimed an easy victory over the Scranton Strangler Louis Althusser.

Now only four philosophers are left. Vote below.